I know I just talked about the VMAs, but honestly, there’s an entire aspect of the VMAs that no one has been willing to talk about.  I guess it’s too controversial.  People are afraid of the fallout that may result in this discussion.  But goddammit, I am willing to bear the weight of this controversy, so let’s do this thing.

How long has Robin Thicke been Beetlejuice?

If we say his name 3 times, will he and “Blurred Lines” disappear?

Is that where Winona Ryder went?  Did she become Miley Cyrus?

Do we need to call Alec Baldwin to defeat Robin Thicke in a battle royale?

So many questions.  So…many…questions…