So, I’m considering re-opening my blog. It’s going to undergo some changes, namely I can’t keep up the types of posts I was doing with the frequency I was doing them. So I’m thinking that I should do those on the weekends as sort of “special editions.” Kinda like how newspapers* used to have longer Sunday comics.
I’m not sure, with my new job, how often I’ll be able to post, and what the stuff will be like. I like being funny, so hopefully I will continue to maintain the humor of my previous posts. And believe me, I have some doozies (doosies? dusies? dustbins?) planned. However, my new job (of which I will go into a little more detail about later) will be very time consuming–especially since it’s only my first year.
So what will I be doing when I’m not doing my special editions? Well, I have some things planned. They’re still in beta-testing, though. We here at OaaC only want to provide you with the highest quality products. I think the release of OaaC 2.0 will be the greatest thing we’ve released since the last thing we released.
And finally, a special note to the moose and squirrel. We will find you. And when we do, maybe we make moose and squirrel stew?
*Newspapers are like websites, only on paper**.
**Paper is like a webpage, only made up of mashed up trees.

